AOL expands search engine in Taiwan, 7 other nations - China Post
Written by joseph on October 31st, 2007 in General.
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AOL expands search engine in Taiwan, 7 other nations
China Post, Taiwan - AOL also is introducing its Truveo video search engine in eight countries. They include Taiwan, France, Germany, India, Japan, Korea, Spain and the United … AOL launches Indian language portals Truveo Kicks Off Major Worldwide Expansion: Truveo Unveils New … Truveo Brings Video Search Around the World |
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:20 pm
thanks for informing it is nice to know.
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:19 pm
yeah I have also heard the same news, definitely people in taiwan will now have one more option…. great news
December 24th, 2007 at 8:25 am
yeah, but how good is this competition, how many more search engines we need???
December 25th, 2007 at 7:39 am
definitely, competition will push the search engines companies to work harder, isnt that what we want?
December 25th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Nice one Darren! But I’m sure you left an important one out.
December 25th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Nice post. All very good points. There are a few sites that I’ve registered at in order to get the latest news about search engines, but they are few and far between.
December 27th, 2007 at 8:38 am
Thanks for the news, mate. Interestingly I was thinking about posting the comments last night but could not afford time.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
A very nice and oriented news, I will hopeful this will help the world at large.
December 30th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Oh cool, this information is really useful and definately is comment worthy! Hehe. I’ll see if I can try to use some of this information for my own blog.
December 31st, 2007 at 3:29 am
congratulations on repeating what everyone already knew 100 times over.
January 6th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Searching for people and getting some information that you will need for your business is a practice that is necessary, especially if your business processes loan applications. The financial history of the loan application can be retrieved from the AOL people search engine….may be you would like to know.
January 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am
can anybody tell me…is seo any better or worse to search engine placement?
thanks
January 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
That is why I keep my seatbelt on in “extra tight corset mode” on planes. I have no desire to have a head-on collision with a beverage cart in midair.
January 10th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Aliens, obviously, on their way back from Texas.
And have I mentioned lately how I do not intend to ever, ever fly again? Planes turning upside down is one of my worst airplane fears.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
do ya know Nearly half of young adults in Britain don’t know how to boil an egg, according to a new survey.
January 13th, 2008 at 11:07 am
A perimeter made up of a Kevlar jockstrap….
January 14th, 2008 at 8:30 am
There has been a recent explosion of online videos. All over the world, individual users as well as major media companies are making their video available on the Web. Aol is also into this with his truveo serach, their plan is to continue the growth to Australia, Brazil, Italy, Mexico, The Netherlands, Russia and Turkey.
January 15th, 2008 at 12:35 am
That would have worked better it I had substituted Charles for Stevens. Yes, true, but that’s beside the point.
January 20th, 2008 at 4:28 am
paul revere and the raiders are an american band
in case you were suggesting they were part of the taiwan invasion.
ah well… since i borrowed the flipvid, i figured i’d better use it for SOMETHING.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:47 am
Do you think Tynes will miss two in a row? No OT …. no OT …. no OT ….. no OT ….. The kick is No Good! Over Time! I think the cold affected the toss….
:) 
Gadfly, I understand exactly what she meant and before you say, well you’re a chick, let me tell you that I am the League Champion in my Fantasy Football League, which had 9 men and 3 women searching all day and nights. 
WE’RE GOING TO O/T BABY!!!!! search engine gREEN bAY WINS THE TOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I think the cold affected the ball. It froze on the way to the goal post. Two possible outcomes…Farve wins the game with outstanding toss! Farve loses the game by throwing interception returned for a touchdown. Now, get it in the end zone, dammit. sammich even! thanks for tips! Longest kick of the night! Unreal! Sorry, CheeseNips, but the Better Team has spoken!
And the answer was, well the Packers until…..then the Giants…..and then it was tied.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 am
haha..Brittney cooks down photographer boyfriend before she shoots him. Ex-wife is granted ppossesion of his remains, but there are none. “She consumed him intraveinously,” says Ex!
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Wait, so now even Britney’s paparazzi are making news headlines? I’m sorry for the guy and his soon-to-be-ex (I never like hearing about divorces) but still, but why is this news?
January 24th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Knock, knock….you’re such a sick sick man from aol!
January 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Blocked… they call it pornography. Can somone describe?
January 24th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I like that it sez, “Honor thy Father and Mother” - Huh ? find keys to the kingdom
January 24th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I am having the same problems that Josh is. Please Describe… sick inquiring minds want to know. nothing is impossible
January 24th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
first night dance! description: it’s uhhhhh. well, it’s kinda like uhhhhhhh. Imagine an uhhhhhhh…..nevermind
January 24th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
small town girl searching for a lightswith cover of Jesus with a child on eithr side, and the on/off switch inconveniently placed…um, when the light is on, so is He. *bleaching keyborad*
January 24th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Aol is the best search engine - Now I really am going to hell. Move over, emma, I want a window seat.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
britney spears is also looking for a mate at aol search engine…No handbasket for me… I think I need a sled…
January 24th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I don’t care if it rains or freezes… ‘Long as I got my plastic Jesus searching for on aol me… With a switch that gets nice and hard.. Comes in colors iridescent
Complete with children prepubescent..Why’d that lightning bolt just strike my yard?
January 24th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
“Now boarding, on Track 666, Express Rocket Sled to Hell, with climate acclimazation stop-over by my girlfriend searched through aol in Miami. ALL ABOOOOOOAARD!!”
January 24th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I can just imagine what led up to this mess…
Dad: “Children, Jesus has done a lot for you. You should be doing things that please him to show your appreciation towards taiwan.”
Kids: “You mean like when we see you pleasing Mom?”
Mom (whispers to Dad): “Do you think they saw us in the kitchen last night?”
Dad: “Nah, they’re too young to think like that anyway.”
January 24th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I was the head copywriter at a huge matrimonial mail order/website for a number of years. Besides Bibles and books, we sold some of the most cheesy Christian items imaginable , such as a figurine of SEO in hockey skates and a hot pink fake fur Bible cover, but that light switch cover wins the prize. What the HELL were they thinking?!
January 24th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I used to have one of these monster search engine when I was small. You got one for selling “Easter Stamps” to fund your (Catholic) school.
January 24th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
hmm Reptile urine and finch dung ’tis shaping up to be a rather funny day on the old blog. I think Healthy Choice would be a downgrade.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Didn’t search and watch the video (the headline alone put it way too high on the eewwwwww scale for me) but all of a sudden, I can hear britney spears and madonna singing
January 24th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
It’s not fake. If you use full screen and look carefully you can see the Search engine poop on his upper lip after he gets spattered. By the way, whenever I am on YouTube I try real hard not to read any of the comments. I swear the dumbest people on Earth comment there.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
I’ve always wondered why TV news reporters were so full of crap. Now I know.
January 24th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
“The city has little choice but to replace the 12-inch diameter pipe, at a cost of between $40,000 and $60,000, Jones said.”
Home Depot has this item for $1.99
January 24th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Hmm k…they find a doughy blob near a aol joint and a church and they don’t know what it is???
January 24th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
ok, none of us are exactly brain surgeons, and we figured out the funny videos and SEO connection pretty quick….. maybe we need to alert the Lewiston authorities to investigate this?
January 24th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
When I first heard the news I thought it was a rock strata formed video around a human skull.
Imagine my embarrassment.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Well, cronically in need people who have been looking for an answer for their search engine related problem will enjoy this news about aol.. have to wander no more.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:54 am
We could do all of those things with our kids that Mom doesn’t allow. 100% free matrimonial with the 7-y-o? Sure! Hunting mate in the back yard with the .22 rifle? Sure! Chocolate cake for breakfast? Sure!
January 25th, 2008 at 1:39 am
My uncle’s wife takes retreats with her sister every other year or so. The family takes time to search for my life partner . I don’t have to use my time to find a date foe me..soon I am hoping to get someone to take care of my household affairs.
It’s a great opportunity to bond with the kids. Duct tape is a great parenting tool.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Buh-bye, don’t let the door hit your *ahem* on the way out.
Which is it? Equal or special? Pick one.
I’ll be over here, cooking, working a full-time job, fixing the car and doing laundry when you make up your minds.
If.
January 27th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Good morning everyone.
January 27th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Good morning, ifits.
*ponders how experts would keep a hindu straight face while analysis reports on best pay per click program*
January 27th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Whew. That was best thugs video. That took every sad muscle on my face…I am ready to do some searching on aol.
January 27th, 2008 at 9:05 am
If what you suggest is correct, you might want to find zorro to sort it out quickly or it’s action will spread and make you jump from here and there.
January 27th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Some people are so trusting these days. “Yeah, I’d like you to grab aol search engine. You don’t think it’s the job for you? Well, don’t tell anyone, okay?” well anyway you might be interested in these keywords humor,music,comedy,funny commercial…more will be added soon.
January 27th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
This would seem (to me) to bring up an interestin’ point of matrimonial stuff …
Did aol ever actually go to find match?
If not, therefore, did aol actually has the right match? Or should they merely “married” on impulse?
Merely wonderin’ about matrimonial affairs and such like that …
January 27th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I’d say something, but I don’t want anyone digg my tiny video library.
….was that out loud?
January 27th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
weird childish and funny, thats what I think many of the comments are on this page…excuse me pls.
January 27th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I did not heard the news before…is it true? I work for an video hosting firm is it going to affect my business..please reply back to my email..thanks
January 27th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I dont think this can affect video hosting services in any manner as it is totally unrelated to that..you must be kidding!
January 27th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
yeah I totally agree with jeff, video sharing and uploading like any other website can not be affected…yes you might have to register with aol taiwan if that is relevant to your business.
January 27th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
somebody said aol is going to open an office in south carolina and the office will also host quite a number of services like webhosting, SEO, video hosting and many more..
January 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
It’s not breeding date yet, sly! The police gave a FIRM DATE for the start of that! How dare those bats breed when they want to?
January 27th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Ever since I got my license,
I’ve never hit a wall.
From Tampa down to Key West
I’ve driven with them all.
But I ain’t seen nothing like him
In any garage hall.
That deaf, dumb and blind guy
Drives like a real pinball!
He sits like a statue,
Becomes part of the search engine.
Scraping all the bumpers
Never escaping clean.
Steers by intuition,
Can really take a fall
That deaf, dumb and blind guy
Feels like a real family pinball video!
He’s a pinball driver
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball driver,
How does he still exist?
How do you think he does it?
I don’t know!
Why does he still live?
Ain’t got compound fractures
Can’t stay between the rails,
Doesn’t care about heights
Over the edge he sails.
Always gets a new cab
Never seems to stall,
That deaf, dumb and blind guy
Drives like a real pinball.
I thought I was
The rally fare king.
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him.
Even on my favorite freeway
He can beat my best.
His disciples strap him in silly inhuman crashes!
And he just goes express.
He’s got crazy leadfoot ankles
Never brakes at all.
That deaf, dumb and blind guy
Drives like a real pinball advertisement!
January 28th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Do the sheep wear prom dresses at halftime, too, or has the aol gotten involved?
January 31st, 2008 at 3:17 am
Agreed Eleanor. Pretty dumb! Some of these commercials really make you wonder about the people who approved them to spend such amounts of money on them!
January 31st, 2008 at 3:52 am
My guests are totally involved in the french game so I have moment to blog. Apologies to Punkin, Eleanor and Souxie for not spending time with them during weekend. It was the Bloody Marys! Honest! Crap, Eli throws interception. Dang!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:13 am
bobby simpson showcases his best games collection tequila enhances her art party beats
January 31st, 2008 at 8:06 am
DTC tv commercial beer commercial car commercial
January 31st, 2008 at 8:40 am
how to handle desperate situations stephi graf marriage proposal! something absolutely paranormal - I was outside looking to see if I could catch any bats on film, even though it’s hard. I heard strange noises in the woods and decided to check it out. I was so shocked to find this when I played the footage back at home. ………It’s so weird. A ghost? something paranormal? Dunno, but see for yourself!
January 31st, 2008 at 8:49 am
people fall, slide and slightly hurt themselves
Clever and humorous music performance
Happy hillary duff - Hilary Duff Happy from her album “Dignity” Full Song Copyright by Hollywood Records The Lyrics: I understand why you’re looking for tears in my eyes, eyes, Trust me they were there but now the well has run dry, I was in so deep I couldn’t get out, I sat on feelings that I buried deep down, I knew there come a day when our paths would cross, And I’m glad it’s today ’cause now I am strong
January 31st, 2008 at 9:22 am
flop bollywood film U.S. marine team trying to land get stuck. Why mommie left us
January 31st, 2008 at 9:30 am
funny car commercial
funny pictures
funny magic trick - This is the Official song of the ICC World Cup 2007. It doesn’t have a video clip yet, so I decided to make my own! It is called ‘Game of Love and Unity’ and is performed by Shaggy, Rupee and Faye-Ann Lyons.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:57 am
boddingtons advertisement BMW commercial feat madonna learning german english
January 31st, 2008 at 10:58 am
Gross…..heart commercial.
Cute lizards. Don’t want them in my water, though, no matter how well they groove.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:47 am
It’s under review whether Iggy had possession of his mental faculties prior to going out of bounds on his commentary.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:28 pm
animated version of Raruto chapter real world spoof baby sliding badly at park
January 31st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
There was a lot of hype about the Justin commercial.. I didn’t ‘get it’. I think so far the commercials have been disappointing….
January 31st, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Look out, NE. Giants have nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Now they’ve several good reasons for hope/faith.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Cheers to meanie Me! (however I reside in Tampa FL).
It’s been a long time since my last visit. soo…..
Bless me for i have sinned….oh wait..>.> <,<
January 31st, 2008 at 4:32 pm
funny commercial of dogs chasing a girl
January 31st, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Watch Kareena Kapoor at the inauguration ceremony of FICCI Frames. Also, catch a glimpse of Neha Dhupia, Neha Kapur, Madhur Bhandarkar, Nafisa Ali and many more at a fashion show showcasing the work of RIna Dhaka and JJ
January 31st, 2008 at 5:51 pm
The people who are singing and playing at halftime right now were singing and playing the same songs on PBS last night.
I guess I wasn’t watching Austin City Limits.
January 31st, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Beer will do that to one’s memory, Diva. While not in this case, that’s often a good thing…..
January 31st, 2008 at 7:07 pm
One of the songs in kmovie - 200 Pounds Beauty OST. I’m not sure whether this is a music video (it is quite short),it’s probably the movie trailer…Anyway, Enjoy!!!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:48 pm
This pakistani has talent!…Kashif America Got Talent Hrithik roshan kaho naa payar hai ek pal ka jeena bollywood pakistan indian music dance Sandwich shop worker Kashif Mamon dance and lip sing to bollywood top tune impressing (more like blowing away) judges and moving on to next round.
January 31st, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Comedian Rasheed on Bad Boys of comedy….Bad Boy Stand up Rasheed P. Diddy Puffy Puff Sean Combs
January 31st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I love Sleeping Beauty, it’s one of my favourite Disney movies….Sleeping Beauty Disney
January 31st, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Persian Martial Art of Varzesh-e Pahlavani - Bangladesh Team…club swinging martial art fighting wrestling weight lifting training exercise fitness clubbell clubbells sonnon RMAX
January 31st, 2008 at 10:33 pm
well, i made my goal
played the super bowl
i might fall asleep before the game is done
but i paid my toll
i might look like h3ll
rung like tom brady’s bell
younger than jagger , though it’s hard to tell
but it takes its toll
and i made my goal
hey baby,
who cares i can’t hit the high notes?
i made my goal
at the super bowl!
January 31st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Live From NYC. Miley Cyrus….Miley Cyrus Disney Channel Hannah Montana Billy Ray abc nbc nrk cbs cute teen disneyworld hollywood records nyc
February 1st, 2008 at 12:05 am
KAREENA KAPOOR PERFORMING LIVE AT 13TH ANUAL STAR PLUS AWARD…PRINCESS KAREENA KAPOOR BOLLYWOOD ACTRESS
February 1st, 2008 at 12:50 am
Twisted sisters rocked the world with this video…wanna rock
February 1st, 2008 at 1:36 am
These girls dressed up as boys to watch the football match…crazy fans…few got arrested..
February 1st, 2008 at 2:20 am
nice scene…kumkum fights with sumit..star plus serial ek pyara sa bandhan
February 1st, 2008 at 3:05 am
short video footage of my girlfriend in china…I will add another video later..
February 1st, 2008 at 3:50 am
weird japnese fanta commercial…too crazy video
February 1st, 2008 at 4:35 am
some odd motorist with little or no driving skills
February 1st, 2008 at 5:17 am
Mr. bean and Shaun of dead fame feat. in a funny spider man movie..
February 3rd, 2008 at 3:27 am
Demotivator…comedy employee work complaints headsets
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 am
rolled off into the pond beside the gas station until other members of the public tell him!…This guy pulls up at a filling station but leaves his car in neutral. He doesn’t even realise that his car had rolled off into the pond beside the gas station until other members of the public tell him!
February 3rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Seo - Make Your Wordpress Blog Search Engine Friendly - Tips on how to avoid duplicate content and set up theming or siloing on your wordpress blog installation…seo search engine optimization wordpress google
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
A film by Rupert and Thomas Knowles 2007…. karate champ After years of living a life of debauchery and sin, The Champ is shocked into re-evaluating all his beliefs when his family are gunned down in gangland crossfire.
February 3rd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
A scenic trip through the magical world of Line Rider. Made with pre-beta 2….linerider mountain jagged peak adventure line rider
February 3rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Watch our famous bollywood stars Tina and Raju groove to some new school and old school filmi music Tina Mehta = Aishwarya Rai Raju Singh = Shahrukh Khan practice the moves on your own…
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I found the previews for Tombstone. 1. 1991 Green FBI Screeens 2. Hollywood Pictures Home Video logo 3. black-blue Coming to Videocassette logo 4. The Nightmere Before Christmas preview 5. The Air Up There Preview 6. The Rev Preview 7. black-blue FP logo 8. Green Format Screen 9. Hollywood Pictures logo 10. Cinergi logo
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Cartoon do Mestre Masutatsu Oyama , criador do Karate Kyokushinkaikan . M?sica do Kyokushinkaikan Karate….Kyokushinkaikan Karate Nagata IKO3 Kyokushin Oyama Cartoon Music
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
News broadcaster talks to a guy pumping gas
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Slobbering dogs do not a great commercial make.
Glad Wyo sent it to aol, I was just getting ready to but I had to leave the room til the dog finished.
It’s beautiful, isn’t it?
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
teachers assitant simply copies everything, very funny!
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
bungee jumping…a new style of fishing..very interesting and funny ofcourse.
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 pm
he is about to die and his death is waiting for him… he get bored and sleeps
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Play action and heave one deep to Plexiglass Burress. Trust me, it’d work.
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:27 pm
U.S.S.R. special escorts training secret videos. very funny!
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I’ve not yet seen anybody stop NE like tonight’s Giants have. wow.
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Humor… Aha… I get it. funny.
Now back to my cubicle. Really glad that I have massive self-control when warned. Otherwise, my computer - and my boss - would be wearing a fresh coat of hot coffee.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Was that the right video? I work in an office, is that why I didn’t find it funny ???
February 4th, 2008 at 1:48 am
We don’t get soft wood shavings, just ugly carpet glued to a concrete slab. HAHAHA! I think it’s fun . And I work in an office. But my name is not Anybody.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:38 am
water bottle drips
poop scent masked by cedar curls
wheel goes round and round
whiskers twitch, ears perk
blog snork propels a loud fart
damn prarie doggers
cubicle dwellers
beware the corporate world
will whirl till you puke
This is a lot more fun .
February 4th, 2008 at 3:23 am
Oh wait. Yes it is funny.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Who needs TV when you can get funny and weird videos right in the old computer?
February 4th, 2008 at 4:52 am
Bauer is expanding his repertoire it would seem. funny!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 5:46 am
If someone ever tells me, “You’re using the wrong fork” again. I may do the samething funny .
February 4th, 2008 at 6:33 am
[Phone rings]
“Hello, Buckingham Palace.”
“Ah, yeah, hello. Have you got funny Prince Albert in a can?”
“Why, yes we do. Why do you ask?”
“Oh, right. Sorry Gran.”
February 4th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Well, it sounds like the funny Royal Boys would fit right in with us Rednecks!
February 4th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
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February 5th, 2008 at 6:20 am
It could have been worse. They could have said, “Hi, this is Liz; sorry I can’t take your call right now–I’m on the throne.* laugh out loud
February 5th, 2008 at 6:46 am
This thread went from phone joke to loo humor in under 6 minutes.
February 5th, 2008 at 7:07 am
I’m close enough, might as well walk the rest of the way to funny h3ll-
“G0d shake the queen!”
February 5th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Good Grief! I cannot believe that the British government has actually eliminated those famous regiments; they are some of the most decorated in the world. In Scotland, it would equivalent to selling off the Washington Monument. this is not funny!
February 5th, 2008 at 7:54 am
AA - I won’t tell if you don’t.
I know you guys have your fun up there. But I didn’t know your grandmum worked for the Queen, especially doing… that.
Princess Anne - I was always impressed with her horseriding ability - really. Charles played polo out here years ago. Coulda been a regular guy, except for the ears. When those ears rotated, I could tell he was going for a backshot.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:16 am
I never did find the humor in snakes. Even when Dirk Bennedict was turned in to one in Ssssss.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:27 am
I had the fun of serving the royal family a spot of tea in the mid ninties, accidentally spilling a hot spot o tea on chas’ right femur. He took it really quite gracefully, and I want to add , it’s real cold in this dungeon….But they’re normal folks, dont ya know~
February 5th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I thought “Madonna” was the queen of England……or David Hafflehouse….Hoophlehump….uhhhh “The Hoff” !!!! Did you find it funny ?
February 5th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Hey, dudes, don’t make Gram sad
Take that message, and make it better
Remember, no funny noises or farts
Now don’t be smart; just make it better.
Hey, dudes, don’t be depraved
You were raised to be well-behaved
A minute is all she asked of your time
And it’s a crime; that message you made.
And even if it’s quite mundane, hey dudes, refrain
From adding the spice you think should be there
Well you must know the Queen’s no fool, so play it cool
She might take a notion to find new heirs.
Hey dudes, don’t let her down
You’ve been found out; Gram’s secretary
Remembers the other scrapes you’ve been in
No, you can’t win; he’s much too scary.
So don’t you pout; let’s see those grins, and dudes, begin
We’re waiting to hear that message sound right
I’m sure you know that it’s just you two dudes
Who’ll do it over again if it takes all night.
Na na na na na, na na na na…
February 5th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Hmmm. Python - comedy - attack celebrities.
Yup, I think we know what Graham Chapman was reincarnated as. Makes total sense.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I like the Royal family. I like Charles…although he is a bit of a fuddy duddy. But he’s a well-meaning fuddy duddy. I always felt sorry for him. The crown is gonna skip right over him and land on William, you watch. He was groomed his whole life for a job he’s not going to get. He’s forever the understudy. What a life.
I like William a lot. Bit of mischief in that one. It must be a lot easier being the second. Not the heir. Andrew didn’t have the pressure Charles had either.
Blah blah blah..
Sorry I’m boring all my friends to the South.
As I said..I like the royal family.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
We used to play “ funny toss your nuts” in gym. But that was something different.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
MORNING!!!!!
Off to work….miss you funny guys!!!
*lays out homemade banana bread, butter, scones and jam, flips switch on coffee maker*
See you later!
February 5th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
And who do you think the new life is with????
Want to guess???
Take 30 seconds…
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You got it - Maria!
That is all.
February 5th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
So sorry, wicked… ya’ll can come down here and laugh out. I don’t make scones but I’m sure there’s a Cuban crumpet maker ’round here.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Morning, y’all!
*grabs last slice of banana bread*
*hands Siouxie a towel*
Hammie, you’d better hide–Siouxie might have on her kick-@ss boots today! Also, it’s going to be 80 degrees here–you should move back to Austin!
*ducks (har!) behind computer desk to avoid being pelted with snowballs*
February 5th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I’ll get you, Hammie!!! and yer little… um.. OK!
artchick, those are not Cuban, those are arepas and they’re traditionally from Venezuela. They’re yummy!!!
February 5th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
funny quote - Two and a half is:
- the number of hours it took to get to work this morning.
- the number of °F outside without windchill factors.
- the maximum number of seconds I will wait before slapping the next person who asks “Did you have trouble getting in this morning?”
- the number of gumballs I need today, per hour
February 5th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
My kids are 13 and 8, and we’ll be in Round Rock. (so we’re real close to the bridge for the funny bats).
By the way, a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is from the Hitchhikers Gude to the galaxy, and has been described as being struck with a slice of lemon wrapped around a brick.
February 5th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Now there’s THREE Schlitterbahns??? The one in New Braunfels is funny , I don’t know about the other two.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
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February 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
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February 5th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Like CoastRaven I’m prevented from seeing it by the work netnazi. Sounds like a good thing in this case.
And Judi, do you mean that you, the lowly, underpaid assistant Blog are supposed to be able to distinguish those items that are funny from those that are ‘fun, eh?’
February 5th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Here! Another vote for funny, in fact DAM FUNNY.
Can’t touch that.
February 5th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Yay! That was funny …and he was really good and I laughed a lot. Thanks, Judi!
February 5th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
This was hilarious! But the funniest part was that he wouldn’t do the “Macarena” (sp?) He started to, then quit after the first beat. He wouldn’t lower himself. Classic.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
That was hillarious. Loved it
February 5th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
True story - I met some of my best friends in life because of a shared kilt!
*is happy to let others make up their own jokes*
February 5th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Is this some kind of funny ? There were two Scotsmen sharing a kilt who went into a bar… And for the life of me, I cannot come up with a decent (or indecent) punchline…
February 6th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Boy, where’s a rolled up newspaper when you really need one? Not saying whether it’s for Cheney or the bug…
February 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Well, as long as those assassin spiders keep taking out lawyers, I’m all for it.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
*Smiling and humming happily ’cause my mommy is posting comments with me.*
February 6th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
It’s an interesting theory, sly–but I think the point is probably moot, no matter what their party.
February 6th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Uh. oh. It was funny as long as the guy was OK; but there’s been a recent development.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
missed it, blurk …morning, btw!
and you also missed Lolita…she was here looking for ya earlier
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February 9th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Tomorrow’s Man,
Sigh…that’s what I was afraid of.
I’d love to watch this scenario play out in a bar somewhere. Do this to the wrong girl on the wrong night and you’ll leave the bar with little pieces of muslim book of dating (and possibly hand) streaming after you.
My vote for worst dating advice ever: Be a muslim.
February 10th, 2008 at 1:29 am
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February 11th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
funny Lori, they get over it eventually. My crazy mother swore that my tats and hot body jewelry would be the end of her, but she’s still around telling me (49 years old now) to dance what i should be doing with my life and who i should be dating with. That’s just the Mom thing. Thank the goddess she’s still around to bug me.
February 11th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Everyone heard three funny shots ring out, but of course the last two were just the crazy echo.
If the ricocheting round had flown far enough to strike a hot man walking alone in the woods, and that man had cried out dancing , “Oh my goodness (or words to that effect)! I’ve been tw*t shot!” would the Blog Posse of Doom still track him for dating down and verbally bludgeon him within an inch of his miserable life?
February 11th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
*slips into the Stupendous Home Chemistry Laboratory and funny Pregnancy Test Kit™ storage shed to begin work on a crazy product for which he sees an impending need: the hot Cast Iron Condom™ (Motto: Put a Real Helmet on That Soldier!), available in two colors, Rust and Verdigris dance , and soon to be found in a truckstop mensroom dating near you!*
*ka-pwwwiiinnnggg!!!*
February 11th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
funny !! First I spewed dating consultant P on the monitor, then I had to read this to my crazy husband who replied, “Sounds like a really killer piece of hot ass,” and I had to go get my dance instructor.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
“coochie” is one of the nicest, funny and crazy terms I have heard yet for that hot body-cavity. “There’s a gun in my dance coochie,” said the female dating with the arresting officer. Qute!
February 11th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhh. You know how funny men instinctively protect their crazy area any time they hear/see/read about someone getting hit in the crotch? That’s what I did as soon as I read this. hot and Pretty much the same reaction every girl dance in my human development class had after watching “The Miracle of Life” dating video. ::shudder::
February 11th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Why? Or more specifically, what funny chain events leads up to the brilliant and crazy idea of populating your hot face with hockey pucks? 99.99% of male motivation is getting a little dance . Does this guy think this gonna get him dating help?
February 11th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Actually, the funny part of this is he’s probably crazy , hot and single. And the sweet Lord alone knows what his girlfriend’s dance with today. She probably thinks he’s defying convention and being true to dating with her.
I suppose if he thinks he’s a Swiss cheese that could be true . . .
February 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
funny to think, I just finished watching crazy and hot Mel Gibson’s movie about Mayans last night dance . . . but none of their face piercing/skin stretchings went anywhere near that dating tips.
February 11th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
This funny guy should be a poster child for crazy steward. hot to be so mean, but… nah, I meant it. Pro or Anti, you gotta dance , the world doesn’t really need this, except maybe to serve dating as a bad example or birth control.
February 11th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
When you could play a funny new alien race on Star Trek without being crazy and any hot makeup being involved, stop getting things dance .
If he does have a girlfriend dating with him, do you think that when she wants him at home for the evening she just turns on a large magnet?
February 11th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I remember sitting next to this funny guy at a bar who had crazy tattoos all over his neck and the side of his head, piercings in his hot lip, nose, eyebrows dance , etc.
At one point, he acted all irritated and said, “Man, I feel like someone is dating
with my girlfriend…. What’s their problem?”
I thought I was gonna choke on my beer.
February 11th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
funny Betsy, I have a visual of two “handles” like a crazy purse?? where you grab him by the hot cheeks and pull his face???
I bet THAT would dance a bit.
He kind of looks like a basset hound gone bad. And seriously revolting, I might add a dating service. (rhyme unintentional, but there all the same.)
All I can think is what does he look like with all that stuff removed?
February 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
“Just a funny spoonful of crazy sugar helps the hot medicine go down… the medicine go down dance ..medicine go down..in the most delightful way of dating ”
Mary “spoons” Poppins
February 12th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Reread this funny seo article and count the number of times the crazy color of a hot person is noted!! They are just way too color-of-a-person dance . I’m sure that that country will never realize the “content of character” over the “color of his skin”. The dear Rev. dating Dr. M. L. K. is rolling in his grave I’m sure.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:24 am
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But you can keep ‘em for the crazy girls who pee
Now give ‘em funnels (what they want)
That’s what they want (that’s what they want)
That’s what they wa-aa-aa-aant, oh yeah
That’s what they want.
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What they don’t catch makes perfume dance
Now give ‘em funnels (what they want)
That’s what they want (that’s what they want)
That’s what they wa-aa-aa-aant, uh huh
That’s what they want…. dating
–Barrett “Ammonia” Strong, and also, the Peatles
February 12th, 2008 at 2:06 am
Yeah, we’ve got funny little of those in Chicago too… the crazy and hot dolls dance to get preferential service in the in-store restaurant… over their dating partners even. There’s something so very wrong with that…
February 12th, 2008 at 2:51 am
Parents of funny , crazy and hot Girls of a Certain Age also have to endure a totally moronic show entitled: dance of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. However, being of the generation that sacrificed many brain cells watching The Brady Bunch, I remain hopeful that they will retain some modicum of intelligence in spite of such mind-numbing fare for dating in public places.
February 12th, 2008 at 3:33 am
The Suite Life of funny Zack & Cody? I was just subjected to some of that this crazy evening. It took me a while to realize the hot and clever thing about the dance show - the name of the spoiled wealthy daughter of the hotel magnate - “London Tipton” - is a play on words based on the name of this blog’s favorite dating show.
Now Drake and Josh - THAT’S comedy.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:13 am
funny Jane the blogkid was lucky. My daughter’s doll is by the same crazy company, Goetz, as American Girls. but it has lost an arm… and it cna’t be fixedbecause Goetz doens’t sell the part due to the doll hospital marketing evil, and the doll hospital will not “treat” Goetz dolls that (though they have idintical bodies, made int he same factory, etc) do not have the hot american girl tag. SO I have a naked dance , armless doll in my house that i’m trying to fix, just so we can _then_ go do its hair. (Meanwhile, Dave and Mrs. Blog, in case you ever need to know, preemie infant clothes fit those size dolls perfectly, and are so much cuter and less *coffcoff* horrendously expensive than AG or My Twinn…. ) Now, to go find a pop dating service top arm socket, a dremel, and some glue……
February 12th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Though my funny daughter is now 21, we still have Samantha, her trunk, clothes, and bed; the crazy books and hot paper dolls. We are saving them for…my daughter’s daughter?
We threw away all the Barbies cause Rachael cut their hair, their clothes, broke off their heads and arms and dance . NOthing much to save. I caught my son at age 9 (he’s now 26) with a friend and R’s Barbies. They were playing Hooker dating Barbies.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Kinda funny like when I went crazy to my prom hot dressed in a rugby outfit. Except they didn’t get thrown out to dance . Do the sheep wear prom dresses at halftime, too, or has the SPCA gotten involved for dating ?
February 12th, 2008 at 9:45 am
I want to see funny , crazy Prom-Shoes Rugby…It all seems so hot and disturbing but then another thought dance in my head — what do the cheerleaders look like while dating ?
February 12th, 2008 at 11:35 am
We do this funny thing every year at my crazy high school during homecoming week…the hot part is when some of the guys (who SIGNIFICANTLY increase their chances of getting prom date ISINMTU) decided to not dance without anything underneath their cut dresses…urgh…I’m so scarred for dating with them.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
So THAT’S funny what I can do with that crazy dress! I’ve been wondering since the ’80’s! Now…what do we do with the hot hairstyles?….Just to clarify, the WOMEN of Florida dance with the Brown are the ones wearing prom dresses to play rugby, not the men dating .
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February 12th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Not funny , Check the “Ted’s Mullet” crazy threads. We still look out for hot mullet heads around here. We love that hairdo, don’t we, guys dance to it? Well at least we love dating Ted H-G! *winks at Ted H-G*
February 12th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
this is funny and probably the only chance some of these crazy , hot women get to wear a prom dress…Meow, Crossgirl dance !!! But judging from a couple dating during those pix, true…I hate you cheap laptops
February 12th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
did you peruse the picture with the article? the youth in Tennessee are awful old looking… being a redneck must be hard the body. must be all those PBR’s
February 12th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
You mean funny dogs can be EMPLOYED chasing crazy squirrels? My hot shepherd is THERE! Boy, she’ll be a happy happy dog to dance . Wait, do they actually have to catch the squirrels? ‘Cause she’s never been too successful at dating and that. Not for lack of trying, though.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
I consulted our funny cats on this and they are firmly supportive. They tell me that they have watched the crazy squirrels in our back yard and even on the porch for several years now. Our cats agree with this hot BLOG that the dastardly little rodents are clearly terrorists. They tell me that they are jealous of the squirrel dogs, who look about their size and dance . If only they were not house cats, the squirrels would be in big trouble here as well while dating .
February 13th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Don’t jest, funny Dave. Them things is good but crazy , hot barbecued; pest control and haut cuisine! My Aunt Pearl dance back in Tennessee used to cook up a batch the menfolk had killed while the family was gathered for Christmas dating …. (Jeez, now I’m homesick!)
February 13th, 2008 at 2:46 am
I’m assuming dinner menu for Christmas day is varmint vittles with critter pie for dessert.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:41 am
Who’d have thought that prom-dress rugby would draw spam so quickly. It’s not like we’re talking about Britney Spears or anyone being naked with a mullet.
February 13th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Police quickly located funny Anderson…
“could you describe the crazy man?”
“he was wearing a purple women’s bathing suit, a hot skirt and carrying an orange flare gun.”
“any other distinguishing dance marks?”
“ummm, no”
*sigh* “o.k. , we’ll see what we can do for dating .”
February 13th, 2008 at 8:17 am
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February 13th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Well he SAID it was a 12 funny gauge in his bathing suit, but crazy bystanders attest that it couldnt have been more than maybe a 7 hot gauge…insom - I was thinking the same thing to dance . But are there really ‘purple women’ dating in Florida?
February 13th, 2008 at 10:40 am
She reported she had seen a funny man, later identified as crazy Anderson, dancing in the street showing tourists his private hot parts, and asking people to dance for money when they took his picture.
“Hey, dating lady! Five bucks for a picture of my flare gun! What? OK, $2.50.”
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February 13th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
funny Folks let’s not skirt the issue here. The crazy man was displaying a dangerous weapon. Oh, and a hot flare gun also….Imagine the damage that dance could have been inflicted if that thing had gone off. Or the flare gun for that matter during dating show.
February 13th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Jeffrey C. funny Anderson, 55, was charged with carrying a crazy concealed firearm Monday after he brandished the flare gun, which was under a hot skirt he was wearing,…during the dance
I nominate that for sentence of the week. Just the imagery conjured up causes peals of laughter. It just gets absurd with each additional word. I love dating pamela!
February 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Actually “ funny gauge” makes a lot of sense if you think of a crazy handgun as a small hot cannon.
Cannons are classed by the weight of the cannonball it can shoot. So a 30lb cannon can dance a 30lb cannon ball. So you create a hand held cannon that fires a 1/12 lb ball. “1/12lb” is a little cumbersome, so you turn the ratio around to arrive at “12 dating gauge”.
February 13th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
C’mon, funny people. Have none of you ever been to crazy Key West? A man in a hot purple woman’s bathing suit is not that unusual. There’s got to be 50-60 of them on the street dance at any given moment. You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a dating rainbow flag.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I see funny London, I see crazy France
I see someone’s hot underpants…
Well, at least she was wearing (Lohan) underpants (Hilton) during the dating dance ….
February 13th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Several year ago Mrs. fivver and I took a Smelta Dream Vacation to Paris with another couple. The taxi to the hotel was a mini van. The handle to flop the front seat forward had been broken off so there was just a steel bar sticking out. When I slid out of the vehicle it ripped the seat out of my pants. Did I mention that Smelta and or Air Frog had managed to loose our luggage so that was my only pair of pants within 3000 miles?
February 13th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Oh, fivver - I empathize. Two summers ago when doing South Pacific during the HOTTEST summer I can remember (outdoor theatre, natch), I was singing Bloody Mary. I was also wearing a funny costume that was capris and a matching top, both made of rayon. Rayon is such a fragile fabric, especially when wet.
On crazy opening night (100 deg), I bent over to pick up a bunch of grass skirts on stage, and felt a very wet rip from crotch to knee on the inside of my right thigh, followed by a definite breeze. Oh, yeah. Real sweet. (Oh, did I mention the costume was lime green and I was wearing fuschia underwear? Yep.) The sailor guys behind me completely lost it, but they did a good job of trying to stay focused.
I finished my maneuver, but I was horror-struck and desperately trying to figure out how I was going to get offstage normally - the hot show must go on, you know. I ended up practically crab-walking off to the right.
There was no time for changing into something else (not like I had anything anyway…), so they used gaff tape to tape my pants back on so I could go out to dance and sing Bali Ha’i. That was the most stilted performance of that song ever, I guarantee it. I was terrified of moving.
After that scene was over, we switched me into a grass skirt instead - over shorts, that is. I also discovered just exactly how hot that rayon had been when I was dating pamela and my legs were actually able to breathe….
February 14th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Coast… my funny brain won’t let go of the fact that you accidentally blessed the crazy man with more hot water, instead of giving him dose of dance .
Perhaps: “Well he SAID it was a 12 gauge in his bathing suit, but bystanders attest that it couldnt have been more than maybe a 20 dating profiles.”
February 14th, 2008 at 3:24 am
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