1. Why are UFO sightings always in rural wherever? You don’t hear about sightings in NYC, Chicago or LA.

2. You’d think with about 17 trillion camera phones around, someone, just one person would get a picture or better yet, a short video clip.

That is all.

Geez.
“It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts.”

That’s Texan for “It’s one of them goddammed LIBERAL UFOs!”

“You hear about big bass or big buck in the area, but this is a different deal,” Sorrells said. “It feels good to hear that other people saw something, because that means I’m not crazy.”

No, you’re still crazy, others have just joined you!

This story is just FULL of great quotes!

For me, a head-on collision with the beverage cart would be the least of my fears at that point. I’d be more worried about a head-on collision with the ground far below.

And if that didn’t happen, they’d still have to stretcher me off the plane.

Subhead: Hands teller blank note, brandishes plastic sword. Foiled by silent alarm

Snork w/ Annie. BTW, Shelly “roof” and I have been working on our version of “Who’s on first” Not going well but great fun. Thanks for the thought!)